


Ten Things Freddie Will Never Agree To Do

by Sunday Wolf Song



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2009-08-22
Updated: 2009-08-22
Packaged: 2013-09-16 01:52:45
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 257
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5323738/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1597344/Sunday-Wolf-Song
Summary: Just a one-shot chock-full of randomness. Freddie walks into the studio to find a rather interesting list. My first attempt at humor.





	Ten Things Freddie Will Never Agree To Do

_So, just a little bit of silly nonsense I've been thinking about a few days. I just decided, hey, I should try writing iCarly fics! Enjoy!_

Fredward Benson had no idea what awaited him in the iCarly studio that rainy Seattle morning.

There, sitting on his tech stand, was a piece of bright pink paper.

His eyebrows shot up questioningly and he began to read what seemed to be a list.

Indeed it was.

_Ten Things Freddie will NEVER Agree to do on iCarly…_

_1. Let us go on a morphing website and turn him into a girl._

_2. Take a picture of him and bloat the stomach, then use it on the green screen as a Freddie trampoline._

_3. Sing karaoke. _

_4. Sing karaoke in a gorilla suit._

_5. Recount all the times his mother has embarrassed him in public._

_6. Describe in detail all the times his mother has embarrassed him in public._

_7. Reenact all of the times his mother has embarrassed him in public._

_8. Make a bra using supplies from Build-A-Bra._

_9. Admit that Sam is always right and all knowing._

_10. Eat a bug._

_Now, how to make him do every single thing…_

Freddie stared incredulously at the list when he heard giggling coming up the elevator.

He was down the stairs faster than a slinky on acid.

And Carly and Sam didn't see much of the poor boy for almost a week.

_Sorry, that was random. Did you like the randomness??? Let me know, please review!_


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